Gold Digger Soap**

Grab your shovel.

Hide your husbands (and sons), ladies, there's a new gold digger in town. And hide your rich girlfriends, fellas, the pool boy is lookin' pretty good these days. Oh, I'm kidding. Everyone knows that gold digging is one of the more nobler professions. So much more respectable than say, embezzling or traumatizing the family dog, wouldn't you say? Mad respect.