Zero Carbs Soap**

Oh, it's a cauliflower cupcake. It's... tolerable.

These days, carbs are more reviled than Satan himself. Hold your nose as you walk past that bakery and whip up some more butter-fried cheese with a heavy whipping cream chaser as you see the fat melt away…or not. In any case, vodka will do just fine.

Cucumber Water Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.